The Cannibals of Candyland

The Cannibals of Candyland There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins During the day while you are away at work they come abov

  • Title: The Cannibals of Candyland
  • Author: Carlton Mellick III
  • ISBN: 9781933929859
  • Page: 445
  • Format: Paperback
  • There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins During the day, while you are away at work, they come above ground and prowl our streets for food Their prey your children They lure young boys and girls to them with their sweet scent and bright colorful candy coating, then ripThere exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins During the day, while you are away at work, they come above ground and prowl our streets for food Their prey your children They lure young boys and girls to them with their sweet scent and bright colorful candy coating, then rip them apart with razor sharp teeth and claws When he was a child, Franklin Pierce witnessed the death of his siblings at the hands of a candy woman with pink cotton candy hair Since that day, the candy people have become his obsession He has spent his entire life trying to prove that they exist And after discovering the entrance to the underground world of the candy people, Franklin finds himself venturing into their sugary domain His mission capture one of them and bring it back, dead or alive Cannibals of Candyland is an erotic horror story for the bizarro reader Dark, disturbing, and absurd this isn t the board game version of candy land you used to play as a kid.

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    1. I believe this is the 7th novella by the bizarro master Carlton Mellick III (CM3) I have reviewed. This was a good solid read, longer then his usual 80-120 page read, this one keeps you engaged clocking in at 151 pages. After reading much of Mellick's work, I am constantly amazed by his ability to churn out uniquely strange stories without repeating himself. Personally, I would like to "Being John Malkovich" his mind and see things through Mellick colored glasses, I'm sure I would be frightened, [...]

    2. Sometimes you want to sit down and savour a literary meal, to indulge yourself in a four-course door-stopper of a novel that leaves you feeling comfortably bloated at satiated at the end. Then again, sometimes you just want to grab a narrative snack, to guiltily devour the sugary goodness of a candy-coated novella, preferably one that leaves you feeling just a little bit sick as you force down that last bite.The Cannibals of Candyland is that perfect candy-coated treat.Here we have an entire rac [...]

    3. Almost all you need to know about Cannibals of Candyland is in its title. Carlton Mellick III took a weird and interesting title and absolutely ran with it here. It seems like a simple concept at first, but Mellick pushes it into brave new territory. It’s fun because it lets us see what a Candyland world and its people would be like. Then there’s the “Cannibal” part of the concept, and Mellick doesn’t hold back on that, either.Franklin Pierce (named after one of our worst presidents), [...]

    4. This book was a very tasty treat if i say so myself. I wasn't sure what to expect, as i am new to bizarro fiction, but I was very pleasantly surprised. I wanted so badly to finish this in one night as it had me glued to every page as if it were made of candy itself. I've never been so enthralled or overtaken by a book. The sad part was that it was much too short. I would love to read a full length novel about these candy people. Their world was very intriguing, and especially their laws and how [...]

    5. Candy-coated, blood-drenched fun!Sure, that was a lame thing to type, but I couldn't resist.As a satircal piece, The Cannibals of Candyland targets dominant/submissive gender dynamics observed in the old-fashioned model of married couples raising children. Jujy, the freaky candy woman wonderfully pictured on the book's front cover, functions both as a monstrous antagonist and as a sort of maternal-paternal figure in this nicely paced, f*cked-up little bizarro story. As a maternal figure, Jujy's [...]

    6. I came across this book at random on . It took ages for it to be delivered here in the UK but it was well worth the wait. I had not read any Bizarro fiction before this and didn't even know it existed. It was this book that started it all for me. I fell in love with the amusing opening paragraph about how " Red" is such an amazing colour and the personalities of the characters made it impossible for me to put the book down. I finished it in about 3-4 days. Instantly this book became one of my fa [...]

    7. Being a clown made of candy is about to take on a whole new meaning.Franklin is a man with an obsession. He watched his siblings die at the hand of a woman made of candy when he was very young. Since then, he has been obsessed with finding these candy people and proving to the world that they exist. He should have been careful what he wished for.The Cannibals of Candyland by Carlton Mellick III is a dark fantasy that's bittersweet. After reading a couple of other books by Mellick, I had a pretty [...]

    8. Loved this book! Even though the story was completely bizarre it was fun and interesting from beginning to end. Franklin and Jujy's sexual encounters blew my mind! Really nutty. Or should I say sweet and tasty since she is made of candy.Looking forward to reading more of Carlton Mellicks work.

    9. this is the first book I read from this mellick dude, who was recommended to me by a friend. i was surprised at how well-written it was. simple prose with the sledge-hammer delicacy that reminded me of the late richard brautiganrt of 'in-your-face-but-not-really'. seriously, his style is casual and laid back, but it gets harsh when it needs to be. he can get vivid when describing a cannibal eating a person alive, but he knows when to put down the dagger and pick up the quill. gruesome or intense [...]

    10. “Wouldn’t you love to see your mate enjoying your flavor? Wouldn’t that make you feel like you taste really good?” “I don’t care if I taste good,” he says. “But everybody wants to taste good.” “Humans don’t.” “Then how do humans show their affection for each other?” “They tell them, I guess.” “That doesn’t sound very intimate.” Jujy looks at the ground and frowns, as if she feels sorry for Franklin because he’s a human.

    11. I am starting to become a great fan of Carlton. I adore his imagination :DGreat book although strange end. (view spoiler)[A baby part human part candyman? And what is his/her/its story? (hide spoiler)]

    12. Wow. This was a good choice as an introduction to Mellick's books. This book is not based on the Candyland game, it's even better. I wish they would create a game based on this book!

    13. Started and finished the book last night.I enjoyed it, but I thought the ending was rushed (?) Maybe it was just me. 3.75

    14. I discovered this book during a Google Image search by accident. Curiosity got the better of me, so I picked it up a copy. I have four reasons for rating this book a single star.Reason 1: The dialogue is terrible.The best example of the terrible dialogue comes midway through the book when our protagonist is witness to two Candy People exchanging a conversation about the Candy People mating customs. The dialog was a laughable stretch of exposition in which the characters relay to the reader the s [...]

    15. To be honest, I wasn't sure about this book. I'd stumbled across it while looking for other things, and while the cover was eye-catching and the title is unavoidably cool, I wasn't sure if it would be my "thing." I'd never read bizarro fiction before and didn't think it was my cup o'tea.But anyway, I gave in and downloaded this one for my Kindle and it sat there for a few months while I went through my "read only true crime/read only biographies/read only nonfiction" phases. Last night, bored wi [...]

    16. I placed this book in my to-read shelf at . I loved the cover art and the whole premise of the story itself. I was actually waiting for it to become available for my Nook Color. After having waited nearly a year, I gave in and finally just bought the paperback. I am so happy I did!I thoroughly enjoyed the silliness and horrifying aspects of this book. Mellick took an idea from a board game we all know and twisted it into a sickening adult read. I must add that there are no characters in the book [...]

    17. Absolutely fascinating. Longer review to comeOk, here is the longer review. There are a few reasons why I rated this so high. First, I found the candy people and their world to be pretty enchanting. There was certainly some magic there in my opinion. Next, the interactions between Franklin and Jujy fascinated me. Franklin went from despising the candy people and devoting his life toward a goal of annihilating them, to one who understood their motives and lifestyle. Maybe I am going too far, but [...]

    18. Ecco un libro che mi sa che non mi scorderò tanto facilmente. La storia di un uomo vestito di rosso che ha votato la sua vita a provare l'esistenza e poi eliminare i temibili candymen, mostri con denti aguzzi, artigli affilati e il corpo completamente composto da caramelle. Mi è piaciuto su svariati livelli. Primo e più importante (anzi, imprescindibile), la storia in sé. Indubbiamente divertente, coinvolgente, curiosa, bizzarra ai limiti del cattivo gusto, ma anche brutta e cattiva.Poi anch [...]

    19. This is my first journey into the Bizarro world and it won't be my last. The awesome artwork on the cover of this book is what drew me to it. This story is about Franklin. A quite "odd" man who life was changed when he saw his siblings eaten by the candy people. Little did we know that during the day the candy people come out to lure children with their sweet smell and then they eat them. Franklin has spent his life looking for these candy people so he can once and for all prove that they exist [...]

    20. I bought this book because of the author's note, the cover and the crazy storyline. This is the first "bizarro" book I've read. I wouldn't mind reading other bizarro books as it was definitely an interesting ride.I found the story entertaining but not fulfilling. I won't read it again but I did enjoy reading it.If you want to take a crazy trip into cannibal candyland and you like the idea of the story I definitely recommend reading it because I did get a few good chuckles out of it.Note: There a [...]

    21. I really enjoyed reading this. It's my first Bizarro book. The story was just kind of my thing! I do wish it had been longer though, or even have a sequel. Over all I loved this book and I'll be recommending it to people indefinitely.

    22. It's about what you'd expect given the publisher and the title. Gave me a pleasant hour worth of the absurd.

    23. I was expecting and hoping a for a story within the Candyland mythos but Mellick created an original culture based on the idea of candy people.Really cute and violent. A Bizarro beach read.

    24. Was soll ich zu diesem Buch groß sagen!! Einfach mega genial. Sowas erwarte ich von einem Horrorroman. Der Schreibstil rasant und einfach genial. Die Spannung baut sich rasch auf und dann geht alles rasendschnell ohne langweilig zu werden. Im Gegenteil es nimmt den Leser mit ins Candyland. Dieser Ort ist so toll beschrieben, dass man sich alles so bildlich vorstellen kann als wäre man selber dort. Auch die detaillierten Beschreibungen der Charaktere und der blutigen Szenen sind so bildlich ges [...]

    25. I'm not into bizarro fiction actually, but this one was a fun and sweet and bloody treat.Like:There are lollipop trees, licorice grass, cotton candy clouds in a grape-flavored purple sky, hills made of chocolate, rivers of jelly, fields of candy canes, and in the far distance there are enormous blue, green, and pink gumballs the size of mountains. Franklin picks up his pace. He climbs over hills of chocolate, careful not to slip in the peanut butter mud, and enters a meadow by a pond filled with [...]

    26. The descriptions of the candy people are very interesting. I enjoyed reading the different ways the author used candy – both as the chief component of the Candy people’s bodies and as the main feature in their world. The descriptions often got very gory and made me pause for a few minutes (such a wuss!). That didn’t stop me for long because I devoured this in just a few hours. I found it refreshing, since I’ve never read anything this messed up. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve read some str [...]

    27. Man do I love Mellick's endings. Dude is amazing at endings! Okay so this book is probably the scariest most disturbing book I've ever read. I don't read much horror beyond Lovecraft stuff and my encounters with disturbing fiction have been limited mostly to the bizarro genre, but I think I know fucked up when I see it and this is it. It's glorious. It made my skin crawl and my bile rise and boy, that was really awesome.Mellick also has a talent for making me care deeply about characters no matt [...]

    28. 4 AND 1/2 STARSAuthor Carlton Mellick has once again delivered with The Cannibals Of Candyland. This is a completely original, sexually twisted, no-holds-barred tale as only Bizarro genre leader Mellick can write. He has more ideas in a single chapter than many novels have in its entirety. Each character is so unique in Mellick’s fresh landscape you can’t help but be swept away into his seductively dangerous world. It was like stepping into a macabre Willy Wonka nightmare. Each book I read b [...]

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