A Whole Strip of Condoms

A Whole Strip of Condoms Fandom Teen WolfRelationship Derek Hale Stiles Stilinski Somehow Stiles has managed to survive the horrors of Beacon Hills until the ripe old age of twenty He s still a virgin of course because ther

  • Title: A Whole Strip of Condoms
  • Author: eeyore9990
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 239
  • Format: ebook
  • Fandom Teen WolfRelationship Derek Hale Stiles Stilinski Somehow Stiles has managed to survive the horrors of Beacon Hills until the ripe old age of twenty He s still a virgin, of course, because there hasn t really been time between school, work, and running for his life to take care of that pesky little problem.Derek HaFandom Teen WolfRelationship Derek Hale Stiles Stilinski Somehow Stiles has managed to survive the horrors of Beacon Hills until the ripe old age of twenty He s still a virgin, of course, because there hasn t really been time between school, work, and running for his life to take care of that pesky little problem.Derek Hale also a Beacon Hills Survivor has sadly attained lonely bachelor status In between running for his life, researching the latest threats to the town with his good buddy Stiles, and lingering nightmares of the outcomes of his past relationships, he hasn t exactly been on the lookout for anyone new since Braeden.Stiles feels the crushing weight of his family s debt Derek has piles of money Derek needs to get laid Stiles is a willing and eager virgin It s a match made in well Beacon Hills Eesh.Their odd little friendship has survived death threats, possession, and all manner of things that go bump in the night Surely it ll survive a friends with benefits arrangement.Right

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    1. Re-Read 05/11/17I didn't remember this at all. My below review holds pretty true but I think I would probably go with three stars this go round.I still don't like the outcome with the Unicorn.Derek isn't very Derek-y but then sometimes he really is.At the end of the day, is this a fucking relationship or an actual fucking relationship? I don't know. I always want the I love you.I'm going to go read the extras now.*******Whew, I am just glad this didn’t go the way I thought it was going because [...]

    2. 3.5 stars Premise: Derek is a grumpy sourwolf - as Stiles likes to point out: "Go home and put on some death metal while you do sit ups to the sound of your man pain or whatever." Stiles thinks that Derek just needs to get laid, so he gets him a strip of condoms. Derek is a dating failure and has no one to use the condoms with. Meanwhile, an angry, virgin killing unicorn is on the loose and Stiles needs money for college. Derek decides to exploit Stiles' circumstances to his advantage to use the [...]

    3. 3.5 StarsThe synopsis was slightly misleading, but the inconsistencies between what I thought this was going to be, and what it actually was, is why I liked it. Plus, it was funny. When one of you fuckers writes my biography, make sure to title it 'Cockblocked by Murder.'

    4. I am like a Sterek addict, and this was my fix. It was written from Derek's POV but wasn't too angsty. Instead it was funny, the sexy times was sexy indeed, and I enjoyed it a lot. Just want to know: what is TW fandom's beef with unicorns?

    5. I windmilled my arms at a potential PWP chasm and survived. Actually this had a nice little plot so I was okay with the smexy.And no this was not PWP or am I fooling myself yet again?

    6. This is warned as more or less porn fic. That's what I got from the author comments.This IS a bit of fluff with porn. For a straight up porn fic I'm a gonna need a some a more a porn. And a some a stronger porn. LOLLet's just say it's not close the DIRTIEST things I've ever heard. But I could consider it decent :) with a bonus relationship building exercise included

    7. The blurb made me nervous but I was very happy with where this went! Unicorn, the tension and major feels between Derek and Stiles. Just delicious!

    8. I liked this a lot, although once the sex started halfway through it didn't stop. While that's hot, I would have liked more to-LOVErs in my friends-to-lovers. Like hot sex is great, but then let me see them develop further feelings and/or realize the feelings were already there. I also didn't think the money aspect was necessary, and it was really weird for Derek to offer Stiles money for sex, no matter the circumstances.

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