Proverbs for Monsters

Proverbs for Monsters YOU CAN CATCH A GOOD HUMAN WITH A BAD HAMBURGER Proverbs For Monsters is an omnibus of the best writing to date by one the most offbeat and humorous writers working in the horror genre today Michael

  • Title: Proverbs for Monsters
  • Author: Michael A. Arnzen
  • ISBN: 9781888993547
  • Page: 329
  • Format: Paperback
  • YOU CAN CATCH A GOOD HUMAN WITH A BAD HAMBURGER Proverbs For Monsters is an omnibus of the best writing to date by one the most offbeat and humorous writers working in the horror genre today, Michael A Arnzen Hand picked by the author, these are the stories flash fictions, and poems most cherished by readers, most enjoyed at live performances, most celebrated by editorYOU CAN CATCH A GOOD HUMAN WITH A BAD HAMBURGER Proverbs For Monsters is an omnibus of the best writing to date by one the most offbeat and humorous writers working in the horror genre today, Michael A Arnzen Hand picked by the author, these are the stories flash fictions, and poems most cherished by readers, most enjoyed at live performances, most celebrated by editor of year s best collections, and most recommended for literary awards from across his career AN INFANT VAMPIRE BITES HARDEST In Proverbs For Monsters you ll get advice for growing your own maneating plant You ll ride the movies at Exorcystland the scariest amusement park ever created You ll attend a bizarre grade school for assassins You ll meet a dentist with a very disturbing collection of baby teeth You ll encounter strange children from the boy who carries his heart in a metal case attached to his chest to the girl who is completely encased in the carapace of her own giant scab You ll ride a deseased elephant and witness the death of the last vampire and learn than you ever wanted to know about a perpetual embalming machine You ll wince and laugh and wince again FORTUNE FAVORS THE CLEAVER Whether you re never read Michael Arnzen before or are already a fan of his gleefully twisted imagination, you re in for a very dark treat with this generous collection of thirty stories and thirty poems, many of them impossible to find or never seen before Proverbs for Monsters offers the most delightful and disturbing retrospective of this acclaimed author s career Winner of Three Bram Stoker Awards and the International Horror Guild Award Arnzen s ingenuity of plot and startling resolutions rival the work of any horror author publishing short fictionAs time passes it will become increasingly obvious that Michael A Arnzen is a strong and important voice in horror fiction Cemetery Dance of the most inventive and outrageous talents in the horror genre Karl Edward Wagner, fmr editor of The Year s Best Horror Stories Mike Arnzen is the finest zombie poet who ever lived, then died and came back John Skipp, author of The Long Last Call

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    1. WINNER of the 2007 Bram Stoker Award finalist for Outstanding Achievement in a Fiction Collection! (Tied with Peter Straub's book, 5 Stories).

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