The Second Coming (of Werewolf Jesus)

The Second Coming of Werewolf Jesus Teen Wolf AUStiles was enjoying his senior year until his crazy English teacher decided he made the best candidate to gestate Derek s kid Now Stiles is a seventeen year old pregnant dude and he and De

  • Title: The Second Coming (of Werewolf Jesus)
  • Author: Lupinus uraneia
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 204
  • Format: ebook
  • Teen Wolf AUStiles was enjoying his senior year until his crazy English teacher decided he made the best candidate to gestate Derek s kid Now Stiles is a seventeen year old pregnant dude and he and Derek have to figure their shit out, because in nine months they are going to be tied together for the rest of their lives.Warning Mpreg, Words 40104 complete

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    1. This reminded me of one of those Harlequin or Loveswept "I'm preggers but does he love me or just want the baaabee?" romances of the 80s. But about 97% fluffier. With werewolves and magic sperm. And STEREK. And the baby might come out the butthole."And Derek.If I somehow have to deliver an ass baby, we are never having sex again ever, is that clear?" 3.5

    2. 2nd read: 28-05-2015 (So adorable.)Stiles gets impregnated with a magical werewolf jizz cocktail by his crazy English teacher. “So I’m MTV worthy now! Seventeen and pregnant with werewolf Jesus. And Derek is the baby daddy. Mazel tov!” Even though Stiles and Derek struggle a little bit with the whole situation, they still have a happy pregnancy. Stiles' water breaks while he's riding on Derek's dick and then he gives birth to Werewolf Jesus on Christmas Day.

    3. Stiles and Derek have a baby.This was a nice comfort read. Not much angst, just a nice little peek into their developing relationship.Favorite quote: "If I somehow have to deliver an ass baby, we are never having sex again ever." recommend

    4. Why oh why did I not read this one sooner? I think the blurb made me think something weird and it wasn't weird at all.It was cute and touching, funny and hot as fuck.The relationship was different but not unwelcome. It worked for this story in a totally good way. As far as I am concerned whether they are friends or enemies or in a relationship, the foundation I always believe is that they are so good for each other. I think I don't know how to write Sterek reviews anymore. I need my mojo back. M [...]

    5. Mpreg Sterek. This time the sex comes after the getting pregnant part. Stiles is kidnapped and forced to drink Derek's semen (in a cup, gross!). After that he is pregnant. Don't you love magic?And even though Derek is sweet and tries his best to take good care of Stiles this fic is not what I would call fluffy. It was nice, it felt real and the sex was HOT!Mpreg what has happened to me?

    6. 4 StarsEvil Ms. Blake! The bitch steals Derek's "werewolf juice" and forces Stiles to ingest it (eww)!!OM! Immaculately conceived werewolf baby!!This was easily the lightest Sterek mpreg fic I've read to date. It was really enjoyable. There was plenty of sweetness, a smattering of sexy times, a dash of Derek's man-pain and a whole bundle of snarky Stiles.I loved this version of Stiles. He was hilariously forthright, which provided lots of laughter. "Derek, if I’m going to suffer the consequenc [...]

    7. 3.5The voicing on this one is especially good, and overall it's an enjoyable read, hitting most of the classic Sterek tropes. Special praise for Stiles' jokes about his immaculate conception which were inventive, irreverent, hilarious and wonderfully in character. I am convinced that my ideal m-preg is out there waiting to be discovered, but I have not found it yet. There was nothing at all wrong with this one, but mostly it felt familiar, retreading the usual ground without adding anything new. [...]

    8. One of the less weird mpreg stories. Stiles is knocked up via magical spell, rather than any sexual shenanigans. Although, thank God, the shenanigans do show up later. Bottom line: Very sweet, interspersed with some smexy action.

    9. 2.5 starsHere we are mpreg is not and will never be my favourite trope. But I admit, this wasn't actually half bad. In the end, it was too kid-fic and family-fic-like for me, though.

    10. Read 12/20/2014Re-read unknown number of times Re-read 01/18/2016 Still one of my favorites. I really, really want a sequel.Re-read 2/14/2017Reread 1/1/2018

    11. Stiles get impregnated by his evil english teacher. With the help of a spell and Derek's potent werewolf sperm. The book is actually funny, and sweet and lots of feelings. Derek and Stiles are just so perfect together. Story was well written and enjoyable.

    12. This is one of my favourite Sterek fan fics. Really lovely. At the end of the day, it's a piece of fan fiction. It isn't flawless, but I really loved it. I thought the story was wonderful, the humour was great, and I just plain enjoyed reading it. :)

    13. It's Sterek and includes m-preg, so I kinda had to read it. Unfortunately I thought the story was not as well written as some or most of the other Sterek fanfic I've read. Interesting story idea, totally far fetched concept, after the big reveal with the diabolical teacher, it mostly revolves around being pregnant and the slow coming together of Derek and Stiles with Scot's mother and Derek's father coupling too.

    14. 1.5This one did not work for me, too fluffy, rushed, and out of character. I may have liked it had I started it while I was in a different mood, but I guess we will never know. It did have a few funny moments.

    15. 4 starsThis was a very good story. This is a Sterek fanfiction story. For those of you that don't knowSterek fanfic is based off 2 male characters, Stiles and Derek, from the TV show Teen Wolf. In the show they're both heterosexual but some viewers have fantasized about them together in a m/m relationship and thus Sterek was born. This story takes place in the TV show world around the time of Mrs. Blake.Stiles wakes up to find himself bound and apparently kidnapped by Mrs. Blake who is a witch t [...]

    16. Ok. I TOTALLY LOVE this book. I should have sleep since 3hours but couldn't let this book go. It was just too sweet. I know that I will regret it tomorrow at work half the night to be stayed awake, but I could not help it. it was impossible to put away the book. not possible. I could not even try it .

    17. Mostly low-angst Sterek with magic baby making and the developing of a loving relationship combined with the idea of having a child.Poor Stiles, missing out on College (for a while). They were some nice bittersweet moments.Plus little bebe at the end. So cute.

    18. I am glad I finished this. It got off on a really slow start, but as soon as the smexing got going on and all the mpreg goodness, I was a happy camper:))

    19. Aww what a cute story. Lots of feelings in this one.(view spoiler)[(view spoiler)[Though the ending scene with the Sheriff and Melissa being outed for expecting a child seemed a little overkill on top of all the cuteness (hide spoiler)] this was a pleasant story. While you suspend logic and disbelief to allow for werewolves and hags and magic, you also need to ignore the lack of any supernatural threats to the town and the local 'superheroes' during Stiles' pregnancy. Other than the incident wit [...]

    20. Sterek fanfiction! I just realized there is actually LISTS with sterek fanfic and here I have been reading all sorts of fanfic and NOT reviewing them. So, this is a reread for me. Stiles has everything against him. He's human. A virgin. A pack member. And a Spark. Just what Jennifer Blake, his crazy English teacher needs. She uses Derek too.So, she kidnaps him and completes the spell before he is rescued and he is left pregnant.Well she is detained and her memory is wiped, he is stuck with a bab [...]

    21. OK Clearly you can't JUST read this and make complete sense out of it. There is very clearly more earlier story and people/events that took place.So, I was lost for a good bit actually I'm surprised I made it to the end but I ended up liking it the majority of the time.But what kept driving me crazy is there's so many mentions of Derek being older but regardless if this is covered in previous story (is there or not i don't know yet) I have no clue what that means. He's a werewolf so does that me [...]

    22. Awwww!!!That was super sweet and fluffy and just all round Sterek goodness. I think I might be starting to come around to the Mpregs. Loved the pack and John and Melissa and the lack of over the top angst. Good fun and some very good smexy time.

    23. Liked it. Thought it was funny and cute. Different take on Jennifer Blake. She did a good thing in this story. LOL

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